Friday, August 24, 2007

Life is Shorts: is this funny or what? part 2


I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven
only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay
received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic". I had a stinking
feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero
sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako.
Sabi niya, Penny for your talks? But I didn't know what to say. Beggars
can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl yun. Jay
said, Can't got your tongue?? I tried to smile at him. Kahit di ako
nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole. After
a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on Jeff's
ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff. Sabi na nga ba
di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's what
friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to do
this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug down
rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, I beg your cordon. I'm patient. It's
my favorite virtue nga e.? Nagduda yata yung isang guard. Hinawakan ako
sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, Don't touch me not! Buti na lang the other
guards were nice and said, Come on, let's join us.

When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang
nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a
bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a
room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis ba
ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that Jay
and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower my
expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is
not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O
my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa isang
nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was bleeding.
At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend niya at ang
bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko napatunayang
blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search
and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I
know it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and forget
me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on
makeup.
Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is
really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms
persist, insult your doctor.

2 comments:

  1. so i guess this has fart 3? i'll be waiting in the wind for the next fart hehe

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  2. hehe, kawawa naman ang genie pig... (nakita ko na yun na-modify na blogger mo, cool, may "newsbar" hehe)

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